stupid shit

A bunch of retarded things I draw really quick in hopes to one day take the time to make look awesome but theres soooo much pizza and beer that I haven't ingested yet so just deal with my shitty drawings, nerds.

I move in to my new apartment on the 19th! Harper is going to be born in the next month! holy shit time flies.

2 weeks ago on May 11, 2012 at 02:45pm

this is how we talk to the dead

1 month ago on April 25, 2012 at 08:16am

soooo goooooodddd

2 months ago on March 14, 2012 at 02:46pm

2 really important updates

1. FUCK UPS. They’re really slacking

and

2. I’m going to be a dad!

5 months ago on December 03, 2011 at 07:03pm with 1 note

lexyluffffff asked: thanks for the follow :D

I see that you like boobies…i also happen to like boobies.

6 months ago on November 14, 2011 at 08:25pm

Anonymous asked: no shave november has you looking like a beast man. it looks awesome.

haha why thank you thank you! with my nice lumberjack flannel on i must say i am looking a tad grizzly

6 months ago on November 14, 2011 at 06:29pm with 2 notes
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no shave november has me lookin like a goon!

no shave november has me lookin like a goon!

#no shave november  #beard  #titties  
6 months ago on November 13, 2011 at 05:46pm with 5 notes

off early tonight ANNNDDD my new paints annnddd tattooey phooey machine came in! scorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee

6 months ago on November 13, 2011 at 05:14am with 1 note
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something quick before i started work.

something quick before i started work.

6 months ago on November 11, 2011 at 08:22am with 1 note
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not drawing all of the time is killlingggg meeee!!!!!!! there is good news though…i just ordered a bunch of fancy paper and watercolors to get my fancy drawing on! i didnt realize that today i would make so much because of the holiday! today is almost triple time..which means i’ll make close to a thousand beans…which means i’m going on a trip!!!! i drew this for my friends joke band.

not drawing all of the time is killlingggg meeee!!!!!!! there is good news though…i just ordered a bunch of fancy paper and watercolors to get my fancy drawing on! i didnt realize that today i would make so much because of the holiday! today is almost triple time..which means i’ll make close to a thousand beans…which means i’m going on a trip!!!!

i drew this for my friends joke band.

6 months ago on November 11, 2011 at 08:18am with 1 note

i just sold a tattoo design for 100 bucks today…pretty pumped about that. overall today i made around 600 buckkkkkkss. sickkk dudddezzz who wants a beer?

6 months ago on November 09, 2011 at 08:31am with 1 note

i just found out that my wonderful girlfriend preordered mw3 for me!!! i dont know what i did to deserve that

6 months ago on November 07, 2011 at 05:36pm with 1 note
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beckmanimation: i would be thrilled if someone got this tattooed on them there is no way i’m not getting this tattooed as soon as possible.

beckmanimation:

i would be thrilled if someone got this tattooed on them

there is no way i’m not getting this tattooed as soon as possible.

(via tattooflash)

7 months ago on November 02, 2011 at 07:58am with 2,014 notes
Via beckmanimation

i work a at nuclear plant doing 12 hour shifts monitoring confined spaces…aka getting paid 20 bucks an hour to sit on my ass and draw. i love it.

7 months ago on November 02, 2011 at 07:54am with 1 note
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havent really had time to draw anything in a while since i’ve been working so much but i managed to find time to doodle an old office worker duder falling asleep

havent really had time to draw anything in a while since i’ve been working so much but i managed to find time to doodle an old office worker duder falling asleep

#sketch  #old man  #poop farts  #dildo cake factory  
7 months ago on October 27, 2011 at 04:52pm with 1 note